|HEADS OR TALES
by Gordon Pinckheard
Dan looked over his shoulder; the train's carriage was
almost empty. Should he change places? When he had got
on, the train had been fuller, and he had taken his reserved
seat. Since then, passengers had been getting off at each
station, emptying out the carriage.
The man across the table from him made Dan
uncomfortable. He was slumped down, his legs intruding into
Dan's personal space, his elbow resting on a picnic cooler on
the seat beside him. On the indicators overhead a name—
John Smith—was listed twice; presumably, he had booked a
seat for both himself and the cooler. It was the drinking that
bothered Dan. The man had been sipping from a flask since
Dan sat down.
Sitting together at their table, all they needed was a
tablecloth and candles, and they could be a couple waiting
for service in an empty restaurant. Dan smiled at the
"Something funny?" asked the man.
"No, no," said Dan, "just wondering if I should give you a bit
more space. Now that there's all these empty seats."
"Don't bother," said the man, "I don't mind the company.
John, John Smith," he said, extending his hand. He had a
firm handshake. "Dan," came the response.
"So what is it you do, Dan?"
Dan shifted in his seat and glanced over his shoulder. There
was no one who could overhear. In a low voice, he said:
"Actually, I'm a film director."
John smiled—a smile that didn't reach his eyes.
"A film director, is it? You don't meet many of them on
trains. Not amongst us common folk, anyway."
"Oh, I'm just trying to survey out some new locations, new
ideas, you know. My next film has lots of scenes on a train."
Dan paused. "I'm still a perfectly ordinary guy, just doing his
job. Although first-class travel is one of the perks of my
success." He gave a small self-deprecating laugh.
John's smile had faded away; he was appraising Dan coldly.
"So what is it you do, John?" Dan asked.
Dan retained a polite smile while waiting for a reply. The
reply was slow coming. John pushed himself upright in his
seat and leaned forward across the table, the smell of
alcohol reaching Dan.
"I kill people. People who annoy other people," John said
Dan tried not to react. He wasn't going to take offence at a
smart alec drunk.
"You don't meet many of them on trains. Not amongst the
common folk, anyway," Dan said. Light humour was the best
way to go.
"You think I'm a liar?"
"No, no," said Dan. "You're obviously a man with a story. I
like stories; I use stories." He settled back in his seat, trying
to appear relaxed.
"I can tell you one story," bit out John. "The nasty fucker I
did the last job for wants proof before final payment. I gotta
bring him the head." He tapped the picnic cooler. "I call that
being fucking awkward."
Dan tried to remember the movie John was inhabiting, but
failed. He'd play along. "I can see that's a problem, alright."
"Yeah. It's best we leave it there. I've said too much—the
booze talking. I'll just sit here and mind my own business,
and you can stay there soaking up the ambience for your,
your, film. OK?"
"Fine," said Dan. There was a short silence.
"Just thought of something," said John. "I do have a last
couple of beers left. Join me in a beer to show no hard
Blocking Dan's view, John lifted the lid of the picnic cooler,
felt around inside, and pulled out two beers. Dan had held
his breath when John reached for the cooler, wondering; he
eased it out in relief. Beers!
They clinked their bottles of chilled beer, and sat in silence
for the rest of the journey, keeping their thoughts to
They left together at the end of the line, John lugging his
picnic cooler. Together they walked toward a row of waiting
cars, two large black SUVs noticeable in the line. A door
opened, a hand beckoned. With a farewell nod to Dan, John
pushed the picnic cooler into the car, past a pair of highly
polished black shoes. He pulled the door shut behind him,
and the SUV pulled out. Dan watched it leave.
He turned and headed for the bus stop. He was thinking that
he'd tell the guys in the office that he saw the head. Or was
that too much?
Gordon Pinckheard lives in County Kerry, Ireland. Retired from a
working life spent writing computer programs and technical
documents, now freed of constraints and encouraged by Thursday
Night Writers (Tralee), he can write anything he likes to entertain
himself and—hopefully—others. In 2017 he won Grindstone's flash
fiction competition. His stories have been published by Daily
Science Fiction, Reflex Fiction, and Cabinet of Heed.