THE BALLOON TAX
by Blair Ewing
Best viewed in landscape mode
Wide as the horizon, sharpened by the westerlies,
a cloud-blade reaped the sky: it bled blue
tinged with peach, fresh air pushing out the old.
As far as it was, it was not out of reach
& cold refused to touch me. Our airy balloon,
our atmosphere contains a hot tear
Of a world turning and circling in the star-warmed void.
Our wonder rises & still we foul our nest.
From a distance, gunfire sounds like balloons popping
at a happy party but when I fire my guns from their rest
they insist on sounding like a huge and terrible door
in Hell slamming shut. Out of this reverie I
rise & fall as I will, dropped to my slouching feet
in a line, a queue says it best, waiting as
inconspicuously as I can to be expressed as a sum
& you know the rest.
The harried woman ahead of me held the floor,
grabbed the attention of the whole grocery store,
“They even tax balloons! Why? I can’t take this anymore!
Uninflated blue balloons for my son’s birthday, taxed!”
The door inside me that usually opens onto my
mezzanine of Sympathy failed. Another passage,
suitable only for other things, released something
most often suppressed and in my best most bombastic,
“Truly!? A tax upon balloons?” I thundered, “Outrageous!
Balloons are a form of affordable fun & thus
should never be taxed! Someone should run for office
to repeal this evil tax at once!” The harried mom
shook her head, received remote approval from her bank & fled,
leaving me to complete my commerce-in-reverse
with the two lady-employees at the register still discussing
the balloon tax as well as my response.
“Well,” the senior cashier drawled, regarding me warily
“if we can’t eat it, they’ll tax it. That’s it.”
Those in line behind me murmured their firm support
for her assessment & she smirked in triumph as she
coughed up my refund in coins.
Blair Ewing has been publishing and performing his poems since the 1970s. His published collections: Chainsaw Teddybear (1999: print), And To The Republic (2002: print), Word of Mouth [Vols. 1-6] (2023: digital) and later in 2025, Other Voices (vinyl). Ewing has also independently produced two anthologies of Baltimore poets, the second of which appeared in 2024: The Baltimore Sessions (vinyl).
Balloons photo: Freepik